You: hello
Stranger: SLENDER MAN?
You: yess.
Stranger: IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: I AM THE SLENDER MAN
You: nothing is impossible. and I AM THE SLENDER MAN]
Stranger: OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Stranger: /x/?
You: oh no you didnt.
You: ?
Stranger: SLENDER MAN
Stranger: SA OR /X/?
You: umm SA.
Stranger: OH OK
You: want to hear a storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: IS IT MARBLE HORNETS?
You: yes. now please listen.
Stranger: So you are totheark?
You: psshea biatch.
Stranger: why didn't you respond to my message?
You: cuz im too good for you.:)
Stranger: AND WHERE IS ALEX YOU FAG
You: excuse me? alex is locked up in my closet.
Stranger: Oh
You: he was being mean. its his punishment. doy.
Stranger: So what's with all the trippy messages to Jay?
Stranger: And what is wrong with Masky?
You: i didnt think they were trippy. oh and nothings wrong with him i didnt really mean that
Stranger: So that house.
Stranger: why there?
You: umm idk. i like it a lot.
Stranger: So Jay hasn't done anything latley.
Stranger: did you eat him?
You: noooo i told you jay is in the closet.
Stranger: no you said Alexx
You: oh. i must have forgotten to tell you they are BOTH in my closet.
Stranger: D:
Stranger: SLENDER MAN YOU FOOL
Stranger: THEY WILL TEAM UP ON YOU
Stranger: AND RIP YOUR NON-EXSISTANT EYES OUT
You: hmm... lets see what happens...
You: HI ITS ALEX
Stranger: DUDE ALEX
You: YEAH
Stranger: YOU AND SLENDY TRYIN TO KILL JAY?
You: LET ME GET JAY ONE SEC
You: HELLLO ITS JAYY
Stranger: YO JAY
Stranger: WHATCHU HIDING?
You: what am i hiding? im hiding the fact that ive been talking to a total sstranger who thinks he is talking to his friends. this has been sooo much fun. but i think went a little far. hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Lawl
Stranger: Well ok
Stranger: Well pllayed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
I died laughing:D